January 2012
42 posts
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Sony Music Artists except Adeleā¦
Adele remains unbothered.
Queen.
– Anonymous on Adele, whose music was the only music they did NOT leak during their mass torrent leak of many Sony artists.
(via absolutelyiris)
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Emotional Baggage Check, Your New Obsession →
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Uh-Oh
We’ve moved from the “I’m so upset I don’t want to eat” phase into the “I’m so upset I want to eat everything” stage. Let’s hope the “I’m so pissed off, I think I’ll go to the gym” phase comes next.
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
playwrightongallifrey:
tardisingallifrey:
harry-has-a-scar:
Translated: ALWAYS
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What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if...
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it...
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Oatmeal raisin cookies that look just like chocolate chip cookies are one of the...
– (via sheslump)
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuck
Honest food preparation instructions
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mlf107:
this made me actually cry with laughter.
fuck it, right?
Naomi Campbell on Hamlet, Ladies and Gents
Naomi: Hamlet's basically a teenage boy. He's got all these desires and he doesn't have the bottom to reach out for them. So, he goes mad, wanks off about Ophelia, and as it's so boring, somebody has to kill him.
Josie: I'm not sure that's right. Th-there's no wanking in Hamlet.
Naomi: Mmhh yeah, there is. Loads. Only, they call it 'Soliloquy'.
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The Doctor Who theme has no words. Reblog if you...
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December 2011
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My life is a series of incidents involving me not...
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