June 2012
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ListenJust drawing attention to the fact that this...
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tessamarianne: kepi-oma-ema: watchyoufalldown: izzyvstheworld: fuck-yeah-sallyys-bacon: krystalnicole9102: n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th: LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song. omfg i was dying laughing until he jumped but didnt make it D: </3 ahahahaha!! I am screaming! Ahahahaha perfection…. This just made my day… haaaaaaaah
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iloveeddieredmayne: Les Miserables 2012 movie trailer
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annawintour: there are only two temperatures in my life nelly it’s getting hot in here hot and andre 3000 ice cold
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May 2012
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Well,
I did it. Living in a new city, 3 blocks from the beach, and BBQing with some Miller High Life tonight. Who gon stop me?
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holydaybirthdayfuneral: Now, Now - Thread (Official Video)
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Listenjesuscamp: “Bear” by Tancred.
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Taking you with me would be like taking all your...
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Well,
I knew I was in love with her the moment she shuffled out of my brother’s room wearing an Elvira T-shirt and nothing else.
May 1st
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